break up because she's smothering you wake up because she's smothering you

break up because she's smothering you wake up because she's smothering you - break up because she's smothering you wake up because she's smothering you  Overly Attached Girlfriend

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MY PASSWORD? IT'S MY FIRST NAME AND YOUR LAST NAME

We've only been going out for a week, and she said this...

I ASK HER HOW TO PRONOUNCE HER LAST NAME

I'M PREGNANT No, I'm not, I just wanted to see whether you were ecstatic or terrified.

I'M PREGNANT No, I'm not, I just wanted to see whether you were ecstatic or terrified.

Your mother must be the luckiest woman alive to have you inside her for 9 whole months.

Your mother must be the luckiest woman alive to have you inside her for 9 whole months.

Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you!


Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take I'll be watching you!

I broke your Iphone No more talking to siri

I broke your Iphone No more talking to siri

I am jelouse of your past, of your old crushes i wanna crush them with a car

I am jelouse of your past, of your old crushes i wanna crush them with a car

You are so comfortable to sleep with When you die I should have you taxidermied so I always have you as a pillow

You are so comfortable to sleep with When you die I should have you taxidermied so I always have you as a pillow

i had herpes now it's ourpes

i had herpes now it's ourpes

Crazy in the head crazy in the bed

Crazy in the head crazy in the bed
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