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calls you a son of a bitch doesn't realize irony
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won't let you have a beer drinks an entire bottle of wine
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Marijuana is an addictive drug i know because i tried it once
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I teach my kids to be accepting of other cultures As long as they're christian
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"stop playing those video games all day" watches tv from the moment she gets home to the moment she falls asleep
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Blessed with cheap, easy access to top-quality freshwater in north america wastes hundreds of dollars a year on cases of water for "convenience"
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Too many cars in neighbor's driveway? call cops
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Tells me Pot will kill me Takes Diet PILLS
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"I don't want you going out with that slut!" On her third marriage
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