155,428 shares
Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks
35,554 shares
phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls
52,067 shares
Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG
38,768 shares
sees jehovah's witnesses walking past his house
75,382 shares
Goes to see the statue of liberty can now say he has been inside a woman.
196,842 shares
Has sex dream gets rejected in it
164,939 shares
"We all had a friend like this." That Must have been nice.
Drops soap in prison Still a virgin
165,548 shares
mom finds your condoms lets you know they've expired
90,404 shares
Only drinks Socially 40 years sober
272,629 shares
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