HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes

HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes - HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes  Scumbag Brain

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create dream that pisses you off knows it's fake, still pissed

create dream that pisses you off knows it's fake, still pissed

Hates being around people Hates being alone

Hates being around people Hates being alone

motivates you to workout once

motivates you to workout once

Hey that girl over there is pretty cute! Too bad I won't help you talk to her.

Hey that girl over there is pretty cute! Too bad I won't help you talk to her.

7:00pm Yo, let's go to bed 2:00am Hey, Let's stay up forever.

7:00pm Yo, let's go to bed 2:00am Hey, Let's stay up forever.

You learn something new everyday. You forget something old everyday.

You learn something new everyday. You forget something old everyday.

Doesn't want to get in the shower Doesn't want to get out of the shower

Doesn't want to get in the shower Doesn't want to get out of the shower

knows you've ran out of toothpaste doesn't tell you when you are in the shops

knows you've ran out of toothpaste doesn't tell you when you are in the shops

no worries, I know what to do for this project [Night before it's due] haha just kdding youre fucked

no worries, I know what to do for this project [Night before it's due] haha just kdding youre fucked

WAKES YOU UP FIFTEEN MINUTES BEFORE ALARM DOESN'T WAKE YOU UP WHEN ALARM GOES OFF

WAKES YOU UP FIFTEEN MINUTES BEFORE ALARM DOESN'T WAKE YOU UP WHEN ALARM GOES OFF
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