Paranoid that everything i post will be a repost Paranoid that even this is a repost

Paranoid that everything i post will be a repost Paranoid that even this is a repost - Paranoid that everything i post will be a repost Paranoid that even this is a repost  Paranoid Parrot

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Chest pain? Probably a heart attack

Chest pain? Probably
a heart attack

go to a store wearing something you bought there get nervous they'll think you're trying to steal it

go to a store wearing something you bought there get nervous they'll think you're trying to steal it

about to correct someone's spelling googles it to make sure

about to correct someone's spelling googles it to make sure

Home alone still closes and locks the bathroom door

Home alone still closes and locks the bathroom door

Watches garage door as it closes So the murderer cant roll under at the last second

Watches garage door as it closes So the murderer cant roll under at the last second

Brushed up against at concert immediately check pocket for wallet

Brushed up against at concert immediately check pocket for wallet

before class, turns laptop volume down to zero then hits mute

before class, turns laptop volume down to zero then hits mute

my Signature looks slightly different than last time im going to get arrested for stealing my own identity

my Signature looks slightly different than last time im going to get arrested for stealing my own identity

Remotely locks car Presses three more times, just in case

Remotely locks car Presses three more times, just in case

Moves in with boyfriend Stops pooping entirely, eventually requires emergency medical attention

Moves in with boyfriend Stops pooping entirely, eventually requires emergency medical attention
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