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goes to work on monday morning doesn't complain about it on facebook
32,961 shares
loves his girlfriend doesn't write it all over her facebook
202,085 shares
Sees you driven' 'round town with the girl he loves and he's like "It's cool. you asked her out first."
38,285 shares
Gets new phone doesn't make a facebook event
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notices mom is sadly going to be alone for the countdown cancels his plans and says he didnt make any to stay home with her.
188,152 shares
Has a truck would love to help you move
77,607 shares
Listens to your story Doesn't try to one-up you with his own version
244,448 shares
GET TEXT ENDING WITH "GOING TO BED, GOOD NIGHT" KNOWS NOT TO REPLY
87,423 shares
Calls shotgun lets complaining friend have it instead because it's not that big of a fucking deal
48,984 shares
Sends holiday text to all his friends personalizes every text
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