What's green and has two wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's green and has two wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.  - What's green and has two wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.   Anti-Joke Chicken

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all.

A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken  I don't see anything funny about this at all.

A walk mans into a bar Dyslexia is not funny

A walk mans into a bar Dyslexia is not funny

A Jew, an Irishman, a Chinaman, a Black, and a Homosexual walk into a bar The bartender says "Get the fuck out of here"

A Jew, an Irishman, a Chinaman, a Black, and a Homosexual walk into a bar The bartender says

yo momma is so fat she is going to develop hypertension

yo momma is so fat she is going to develop hypertension

How do you stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

How do you stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? it usually takes about one jewish person to do that

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? it usually takes about one jewish person to do that

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse answers "i'm an alcoholic."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks

A dog walks into a bar because someone left the door open.

A dog walks
into a bar because someone left the door open.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call 5 Mexicans in quicksand? A dangerous situation that could at any moment turn tragic

What do you call 5 Mexicans in quicksand? A dangerous situation that could at any moment turn tragic
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