Almost asleep? I should violently jerk your body to make sure you're still alive

Almost asleep? I should violently jerk your body to make sure you're still alive  - Almost asleep? I should violently jerk your body to make sure you're still alive   Scumbag Brain

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The idea we just came up with is AWESOME! Go to sleep, I promise I'll help you remember it in the morning

The idea we just came up with is AWESOME! Go to sleep, I promise I'll help you remember it in the morning

Finals are in 48 hours Let's learn how to salsa on youtube!

Finals are in 48 hours Let's learn how to salsa on youtube!

Clearly understands what someone said Still forces you to say "huh?"

Clearly understands what someone said Still forces you to say

TONS OF POTENTIAL FUCK IT

TONS OF POTENTIAL FUCK IT

Chapped lips? Just lick 'em, bro.

Chapped lips? Just lick 'em, bro.

ALL YOUR LOVED ONES ARE DEAD LOL JK GO BACK TO SLEEP

ALL YOUR LOVED ONES ARE DEAD LOL JK GO BACK TO SLEEP

memorizes lyrics to hundreds of songs can't remember important concepts for exams

memorizes lyrics to hundreds of songs can't remember important concepts for exams

Bullshits an entire essay in no time Can't come up with a creative title if its life depended on it

Bullshits an entire essay in no time Can't come up with a creative title if its life depended on it

It's okay dude! You totally remembered to finish all your homework that's due tomorrow! Or did you?

It's okay dude! You totally remembered to finish all your homework that's due tomorrow! Or did you?

Wakes you up at night "Hey, let's go over all the terrible things you've ever done"

Wakes you up at night
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