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Girlfriend starts to unbutton your jeans can't undo the button so she gives up
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black friends uses cool slang in text message need to go on urbandictionary to find out what it means
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Treats women with respect never gets laid
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Girlfriend surprises you with your favorite dinner You're trying to break up with her
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Catch cute girl's eye in parking lot hits self in face with seatbelt
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invited to sleep in girl's bed falls asleep
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Times massive fart to coincide with loud part of a song forgets he's wearing headphones
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Has a bunch of people hang out at his house Secretly wishes they would leave already
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