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I wrote him a heart-felt letter. I said I felt like he never listened to me anymore, and that I felt neglected by him. But that I love him and I wanted our marriage to work. He responded: "TL;DR;"

I wrote him a heart-felt letter. I said I felt like he never listened to me anymore, and that I felt neglected by him. But that I love him and I wanted our marriage to work. He responded:
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i told him he needs to get in shape he shaved his stomach hair into a six-pack

i told him he needs to get in shape he shaved his stomach hair into a six-pack
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He said he'd do me like he does his homework He stopped after 5 minutes and started browsing reddit

He said he'd do me like he does his homework He stopped after 5 minutes and started browsing reddit
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I asked him to balance our budget he put the checkbook on his face

I asked him to balance our budget he put the checkbook on his face
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I asked for more money for the tip He said to just flash the guy

I asked for more money for the tip He said to just flash the guy
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He took the kids to disney land. They were forbidden to smile

He took the kids to disney land. They were forbidden to smile
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I told him I needed more romance He dims the screen on his monitor

I told him I needed more romance He dims the screen on his monitor
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I asked him to see things from my point of view He looked out the kitchen window

I asked him to see things from my point of view He looked out the kitchen window
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I told him to do me He said one thrust for every upvote in the next 6 hours

I told him to do me He said one thrust for every upvote in the next 6 hours
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I asked him if we could have sex He said "Maybe if you weren't dressed in an 8 year-old's pajamas"

I asked him if we could have sex He said
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I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he sprayed me with pepper spray

I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he sprayed me with pepper spray
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