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Hey remember when i played a retard in "whats eating gilbert grape" Yes, it was your most convincing role
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Do you realize America's debt is so huge...I mean it's...what's the word? titanic?
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Have you heard the song "Turning Japanese"? The song was believed to refer euphemistically to the face someone makes during the act of masturbation
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Hey, have you checked out /r/atheism? No, I'm not into facebook screenshots.
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I need to give her a gift that will let her know how serious i am about our relationship ONE: Cut a hole in a box
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Do you notice the rain outside? Does that make this a wet dream?
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You hear about the kid born without eyelids? That worked?! no way. They grafted foreskin to his face to make new ones Yeah. He's just a little cockeyed.
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do you smoke after sex? Do you want to find out?
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Hey, What did you think of avatar? Not my favorite, but by far James Cameron's best wo-
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I think chow yun fat has Chosen to star in some pretty shitty movies lately try looking at it From his point of view
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