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i asked him if he loved me. he said if there was a zombie apocalypse he would protect me. he then spent 4 hours explaining the various weaponry & shelter he would use if such an incident did occur.

i asked him if he loved me. he said if there was a zombie apocalypse he would protect me. he then spent 4 hours explaining the various weaponry & shelter he would use if such an incident did occur. - i asked him if he loved me. he said if there was a zombie apocalypse he would protect me. he then spent 4 hours explaining the various weaponry & shelter he would use if such an incident did occur. Redditors Wife
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I baked him a cake for his birthday He said he only wants the frosting

I baked him a cake for his birthday He said he only wants the frosting
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I said that I'm here for him and he can ask me anything He demanded that I verify my identity first

I said that I'm here for him and he can ask me anything He demanded that I verify my identity first
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he just threw his wallet in the mud and left it there he said he was testing testing his faith in humanity

he just threw his wallet in the mud and left it there he said he was testing testing his faith in humanity
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i told him i wanted a purse for my birthday he gave me an empty pack of gum

i told him i wanted a purse for my birthday he gave me an empty pack of gum
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He said he wanted to take photographs of me While pretending to drown me in the sink

He said he wanted to take photographs of me While pretending to drown me in the sink
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I asked him how he thought our son was doing at college he said "dead"

I asked him how he thought our son was doing at college he said
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I told him my mom died He said, "Nope. Chuck Testa."

I told him my mom died He said,
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He texted me saying we should have sex He texted his whole phonebook the same thing

He texted me saying we should have sex He texted his whole phonebook the same thing
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I told him I would get a divorce unless he quits Reddit He submitted an AskReddit post asking what he should do

I told him I would get a divorce unless he quits Reddit He submitted an AskReddit post asking what he should do
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he finally got off reddit when the power went out but then he just started drawing rage comics on paper

he finally got off reddit when the power went out but then he just started drawing rage comics on paper
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