spent hours making him dinner he globbed Sriracha sauce all over it while grunting "om nom nom"

spent hours making him dinner he globbed Sriracha sauce all over it while grunting

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i told him i was leaving him he mumbled something about extra toilet paper

i told him i was
leaving him he mumbled something about extra toilet paper

I told him someone followed me home yesterday He called me "Paranoid Parrot"

I told him someone followed me home yesterday He called me

He refuses to work Says he's mining bitcoins

He refuses to work Says he's mining bitcoins

I told him to make the birth announcements all they said was "Having child [ first ]"

I told him to make the birth announcements all they said was

insanity wolf mauled & raped me, and then ate our unborn fetus he said: "i'm glad insanity wolf got his balls back"

insanity wolf mauled & raped me, and then ate our unborn fetus he said:

I told him my Sister-in-LAw was leaving town He asked if he could feed her dogs

I told him my Sister-in-LAw was leaving town He asked if he could feed her dogs

I told him I got raped on my way home He asked me to do an ama

I told him I got raped on my way home He asked me to do an ama

I asked him to have sex He told me to wait a week and mumbled something about 45.7%

I asked him to have sex He told me to wait a week and mumbled something about 45.7%

Boyfriend comes to visit me across the world spends all day showing reddit

Boyfriend comes to visit me across the world spends all day showing reddit

I asked him to edit our wedding video he rick rolled my extended family

I asked him to edit our wedding video he rick rolled my extended family
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