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I saved Padma Patil from getting raped yesterday what spell did you use? none. i just stopped chasing her
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hermoine, i need to trust you with my most treasured possession Anything for you, harry! *zip*
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If you woke up in a tent with a sore ass and a quarter in your hand would you tell anyone? no want to go camping?
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I think I gave you an STD Oh no! Which one? Hog warts
Hermione, what does a dog say? Ruff Ruff? And that's how I like it.
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hermoine, do you know why opinions are like orgasms? no i don't care if you have one
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Hermione, I'm gonna go down on you for hours But harry, I'm on my period PERFECT
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hermione, hurting you is the last thing i want to do yeah? but it is still on the list
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BABY YOU'RE A FIREWORK AWW SWEET HARRY DID YOU KNOW I LOVE KATY PER- I'll make you go uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh
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