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sees you awkwardly trying to talk to her puts her cell phone away and smiles
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says nothing is wrong actually telling the truth
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catch you masturbating finish for you
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I'm sorry, I'd just rather be friends with benefits
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You're in the middle of a long quest? That's fine; I'll just give you head until you find a save point.
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You're such a nice guy LET'S FUCK
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we can't have sex tonight Can I just go down on you instead?
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