331,701 shares
accidentally sleep in on 4/20 they all think I'm toking
17,600 shares
First date with girl. Scratches her inner thigh. HERPES
15,507 shares
Leave water bottle in a public place Someone pissed in it
17,506 shares
Left a drink on the table at the club while we went to dance. Don't drink any more of it! Someone put GHB in it!
13,898 shares
Not sure which cup is mine get new cup for the 4th time
36,306 shares
take shower constantly check corners of the ceiling for spiders
13,328 shares
Roll over in bed and it squeaks everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating
17,921 shares
HOUSEMATES TALKING IN HALLWAY THEY'RE PLOTTING AGAINST ME
10,497 shares
Embarrassing song starts playing on iPod Everyone heard it through the earbuds
11,372 shares
run fingers through hair, one strand of hair comes out I'm going bald
18,732 shares
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