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Holds door open for cute classmate who is a little too far away Causes her to hurry, trip, and twist her ankle
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Makes decision to stop wasting time on Facebook. Wastes time on Reddit instead.
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Puts wedding ring into girlfriends food at romantic dinner she doesn't notice it and bites onto it and her teeth shatters.
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Girl admits she likes me We talk about it and she decides she doesn't.
471,061 shares
Finally get the courage to delete my Ex Girlfriend's phone number Accidentally hit call
260,217 shares
Girl tickles my feet Accidentally kick her in the face
270,716 shares
Sends flowers anonymously to the girl I like with a witty card and a hint that its me Thinks its her ex boyfriend and gets back together with him
191,141 shares
Girl invites me into her apartment on first date have loud and uncontrollable diarrhea in her bathroom after sushi dinner
262,219 shares
Incredibly attractive woman friend takes her clothes off in front of me Because I'm so far in the friendzone she doesn't view me as a "man"
292,707 shares
Having a good conversation with hot chick outside bar, whip out wallet to show her something Suprise condom flies out and lands on her boob
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