The bell rings in 30 seconds and you're wearing sweatpants? Here, have an erection

The bell rings in 30 seconds and you're wearing sweatpants? Here, have an erection - The bell rings in 30 seconds and you're wearing sweatpants? Here, have an erection  Scumbag Brain

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Imagines you doing something incredibly embarrassing in public Produces intense feelings of shame and self-loathing

Imagines you doing something incredibly embarrassing in public Produces intense feelings of shame and self-loathing

At home: Wants to be at party At party: Wants to be at home

At home: Wants to be at party At party: Wants to be at home

Realizes how grateful you are for certain relatives Immediately begins to imagine scenarios where they die

Realizes how grateful you are for certain relatives Immediately begins to imagine scenarios where they die

HEARS YOUR ALARM GOING OFF INCORPORATES THE MUSIC INTO YOUR DREAM SO YOU DON'T ACTUALLY WAKE UP

HEARS YOUR ALARM GOING OFF INCORPORATES THE MUSIC INTO YOUR DREAM SO YOU DON'T ACTUALLY WAKE UP

Remember that stupid thing you did? How about we remember it over and over examining all the reasons you're a moron until you hate yourself.

Remember that stupid thing you did? How about we remember it over and over examining all the reasons you're a moron until you hate yourself.

Feels lonely when alone, desires company Feels drained around people, desires solitude

Feels lonely when alone, desires company Feels drained around people, desires solitude

Bored - This show sucks Work to do - Most interesting show ever made

Bored - This show sucks Work to do - Most interesting show ever made

Remember persons name you haven't seen since middle school can't remember name of person you meet yesterday

Remember persons name you haven't seen since middle school can't remember name of person you meet yesterday

Have to wake up early, need sleep! Can't sleep because worrying of not getting enough sleep

Have to wake up early, need sleep! Can't sleep because worrying of not getting enough sleep

Tells you to go with your gut Knows right answer

Tells you to go with your gut Knows right answer
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