Knows with 100% certainty that the door is locked forces you out of bed to check that it's locked anyway

Knows with 100% certainty that the door is locked forces you out of bed to check that it's locked anyway - Knows with 100% certainty that the door is locked forces you out of bed to check that it's locked anyway  Scumbag Brain

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Can dream about anyone and anything Dreams about your ex

Can dream about anyone and anything Dreams about your ex

Doesn't Let You Talk To The Hot Girl Sitting Next To You Forces you to fantasize about an imaginary conversation with her instead.

Doesn't Let You Talk To The Hot Girl Sitting Next To You Forces you to fantasize about an imaginary conversation with her instead.

Remembers all the stuff you have to do Procrastinates doing it, while stressing out about not doing it.

Remembers all the stuff you have to do Procrastinates doing it, while stressing out about not doing it.

I know youre at a funeral right now But lets think about that funny moment that happened yesterday

I know youre at a funeral right now But lets think about that funny moment that happened yesterday

You need to make friends in college? Immediately forgets name of anyone you meet

You need  to make friends in college? Immediately forgets name of anyone you meet

Hey look, this girl likes you but I think you should fall in love with the bitch that doesn't like you at all.

Hey look, this girl likes you but I think you should fall in love with the bitch that doesn't like you at all.

Forgets math, chemistry, and what happened in the book you read over the weekend remembers every hurtful thing anyone has ever said to you

Forgets math, chemistry, and what happened in the book you read over the weekend remembers every hurtful thing anyone has ever said to you

Just closed Reddit? Looks like you should open up Reddit

Just closed Reddit? Looks like you should open up Reddit

Bored: Desperately seek out something to do Overtasked: Don't do anything at all

Bored:
Desperately seek out something to do Overtasked: 
Don't do anything at all

Thinks of perfect pick-up line on the spot Makes your tongue tied on the delivery

Thinks of perfect pick-up line on the spot Makes your tongue tied on the delivery
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