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Female nurse: "Wow. You don't look like a 39 year old man." me: "Thanks. neither do you."
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Takes girl out to expensive restaurant Credit card gets declined and girl has to pay
150,907 shares
girl asks me if i love her explains the differences between love and infatuation by analysing romeo and juliet.
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GF invites you over to meet the parents Dog wont get its head out of your crotch
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Girl I like lays her head on my belly must slow down breathing
52,740 shares
attempts to open door for hot chick automatic door
61,185 shares
Humorous and charming when talking to girls who are just friends Lacks a single coherent thought when talking to a girl you like
251,359 shares
Make friends on the first day of class Was in the wrong class.
152,823 shares
was in a girl's dream as an axe murderer
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Takes super hot chick out to dinner leaves money at home
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