Fact: No one has ever gotten laid using the phrase "the narwhal bacons at midnight."

Fact: No one has ever gotten laid using the phrase

46,175 shares

All is Fair in love and war? False. The geneva conventions were designed to protect civilians from such chaotic misconceptions

All is Fair in love and war? False. The geneva conventions were designed to protect civilians from such chaotic misconceptions

Better a big fish in a little pond than a little fish in a big pond false. big fish will die from lack of nutrients

Better a big fish in a little pond than a little fish in a big pond  false. 
big fish will die from lack of nutrients

eat shit and die false, eating your own shit can provide necessary nutrients to survive

eat shit and die false,
eating your own shit can provide necessary nutrients to survive

Actions speak louder than words. FALSE. The loudest action is to scream.

Actions speak louder than words. FALSE.  
The loudest action is to scream.

The glass is half full or half empty? Neither. it's at 50% capacity

The glass is half full or half empty? Neither.  
it's at 50% capacity

The early bird gets the worm? False. Many nocturnal mammals eat the worms while birds sleep.

The early bird gets the worm? False. Many nocturnal mammals eat the worms while birds sleep.

It's darkest just before dawn? False. Optimum darkness occurs at roughly 2 AM.

It's darkest just before dawn? False.  Optimum darkness occurs at roughly 2 AM.

Another day another dollar? False. The average sales salary in the Us is 56,000. 56,000 divided by 365.25 is 153.19 Therefore, another day another 153 dollars and 19 cents

Another day another dollar? False.
The average sales salary in the Us is 56,000. 
56,000 divided by 365.25 is 153.19
Therefore, another day another 153 dollars and 19 cents

Home is where the heart is? FALSE. the Chest Cavity is where the heart is. ( for now )

Home is where the heart is? FALSE.  
the Chest Cavity is where the heart is. ( for now )

A penny saved is a penny earned? False. Studies have shown that fools placing their money in a bank receive an interest rate of 1%. A penny saved is .01 penny earned.

A penny saved is a penny earned? False.
Studies have shown that fools placing their money in a bank receive an interest rate of 1%.

A penny saved is .01 penny earned.
Like us and Laugh More!

Laugh more daily

Like us on Facebook?