I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel - I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel  Bad Joke Eel

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it would a hipster buy the sound track?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it would a hipster buy the sound track?

Why couldn't the bike stand on its own? because it's two tired.

Why couldn't the bike stand on its own? because it's two tired.

2 fish were in a tank one says to the other, "how do I drive this thing?"

2 fish were in a tank one says to the other,

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are 50 cents but Deer nuts are under a buck.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are 50 cents but Deer nuts are under a buck.

Did you hear about the two guys who stole the calendar? They both got six months.

Did you hear about the two guys who stole the calendar? They both got six months.

Who is Kony's favourite rapper? Soulja boy!

Who is Kony's favourite rapper? Soulja boy!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Rihanna, why are you working with chris brown again? "beats me."

Rihanna, why are you working with chris brown again?

So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going He said 'Can't Complain.'

So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going He said 'Can't Complain.'

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

How did the hipster burn 
his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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