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complains about the cost of textbooks that his parents bought for him
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Needs to pick an Essay topic "Why Marijuana Should Be Legalized"
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goes to uganda to help the cause dies
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Misses 2 weeks of class too afraid to go back and confront teacher
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Makes incredibly detailed, over-the-top study guide E-mails it to the entire class
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Told to bring mixer to party brings blender
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wears gloves in chemistry lab to keep acid off his skin doesn't take them off when he goes to the bathroom
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Writes Research paper Thinks he's an expert on the topic
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You rolled your first joint last weekend? I hope you're okay! I rolled my ankle last year and it hurt like hell.
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"We have so much alcohol in our dorm room" "if we combined it all, it would be, like, 6000 proof"
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