Knows literally everything about me Uses this information to give me perfectly-crafted nightmares

Knows literally everything about me Uses this information to give me perfectly-crafted nightmares - Knows literally everything about me Uses this information to give me perfectly-crafted nightmares  Scumbag Brain

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HAS THE CAPACITY TO STORE AND MEMORIZE AN ALMOST INFINITE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION WON'T

HAS THE CAPACITY TO STORE AND MEMORIZE AN ALMOST INFINITE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION WON'T

Attractive person starts talking to you ACTIVATE FIGHT OR FLIGHT MODE

Attractive person starts talking to you ACTIVATE FIGHT OR FLIGHT MODE

Yeah its like 2am and you've had a long day you should go to bed now. Heres a bunch of regrets and things you hate about yourself... lets talk about them for a while WAIT

Yeah its like 2am and you've had a long day you should go to bed now. Heres a bunch of regrets and things you hate about yourself... lets talk about them for a while WAIT

Walking Alone at night recalls every horror movie i've seen

Walking Alone at night recalls every horror movie i've seen

Could use dreams to experience sex with anyone, anywhere Gives you nightmares

Could use dreams to experience sex with anyone, anywhere Gives you nightmares

Remembers 4000 years of Star Wars storyline Forgets sister's birthday

Remembers 4000 years of Star Wars storyline Forgets sister's birthday

Knows girl only wants to be friends. "Hey you should fall in love with her."

Knows girl only wants to be friends.

Thinks of 10 things to say to start conversation with cute girl 5 minutes after she walks away

Thinks of 10 things to say to start conversation with cute girl 5 minutes after she walks away

First day of vacation? Wakes you up at 7am and doesn't let you go back to sleep.

First day of vacation? Wakes you up at 7am and doesn't let you go back to sleep.

Tired the whole time at work wide the fuck awake Get home,

Tired the whole time at work wide the fuck awake Get home,
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