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Leave the store without buying anything "Act natural, you're innocent."
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looking at cute girls pictures on fb from two years ago accidently like picture
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Someone compliments me Must find a way to disprove it
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has terrific memory acts forgetful to not seem like a stalker
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restaurant staff now knows you and greets you warmly start going to different restaurant
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telephoning on hands-free earphones hold up microphone so noone thinks i'm talking to myself
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Barber cuts hair wrong It's perfect, thanks!
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Bouncer doesn't let me in Thanks him
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Tells inside jokes all the time To friends who have no idea what hes talking about
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GETS HIT ON BY GIRL LOOKS AROUND FOR COOL KIDS WHO SET UP PRACTICAL JOKE
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