Makes you in his own perfect image But cut that foreskin off, it's gross

Makes you in his own perfect image But cut that foreskin off, it's gross - Makes you in his own perfect image But cut that foreskin off, it's gross  Advice God

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Design parts to fit perfectly together Make one bleed every month, other one dangles precariously between legs

Design parts to fit perfectly together Make one bleed every month, other one dangles precariously between legs

MAKE UNIVERSE FOR HUMANS MAKE A QUADRILLION TIMES MORE SPACE THAN NEEDED

MAKE UNIVERSE FOR HUMANS MAKE A QUADRILLION TIMES MORE SPACE THAN NEEDED

Create humans Loathe human nature

Create humans Loathe human nature

Remember what you did to my kid? He's coming back.

Remember what you did to my kid? He's coming back.

I will heal you if you show me enough faith unless you're an amputee. good luck with that, stumpy!

I will heal you if you show me enough faith unless you're an amputee. good luck with that, stumpy!

OMNIPRESENT Adam & Eve successfully hide in the Garden

OMNIPRESENT Adam & Eve successfully hide in the Garden

Craft ears so humans can enjoy music FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY

Craft ears so humans can enjoy music FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY

Make multiple religions all having no proof and requiring absolute faith. Pick the wrong one and you burn in hell forever.

Make multiple religions all having no proof and requiring absolute faith. Pick the wrong one and you burn in hell forever.

create earth shake it

create earth shake it

i will never send a flood again just really big waves

i will never send a flood again just really big waves
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