Willing to forgive all of mankind for rape, murder, adultery,theft, speaking his name in vein, and even worshiping other gods upon repentance. not willing to forgive eve for eating a fucking apple

Willing to forgive all of mankind for rape, murder,  adultery,theft, speaking his name in vein, and even worshiping other gods upon repentance.  not willing to forgive eve for eating a fucking apple - Willing to forgive all of mankind for rape, murder,  adultery,theft, speaking his name in vein, and even worshiping other gods upon repentance.  not willing to forgive eve for eating a fucking apple  Advice God

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Gives you cancer gets praised when doctors cure you

Gives you cancer gets praised when doctors cure you

creates sandbox game with complex physics and sophisticated AI killing spree lol

creates sandbox game with complex physics and sophisticated AI killing spree lol

"I am the bread of life" creates glueten intolerance

video recorders are invented no more miracles happen

video recorders are invented no more miracles happen

CREATE MAN IN MY IMAGE OMG foreskin! EEWWWW Gross! Cut it off!

CREATE MAN IN MY IMAGE OMG foreskin! EEWWWW Gross! Cut it off!

gives you fully functioning brain Sends you to hell for using it

gives you fully functioning brain Sends you to hell for using it

If you need anything just pray and you'll receive LOL jk

If you need anything just pray and you'll receive  LOL jk

Why the fuck are people killing others in my name? That's like the first thing I told you not to do!

Why the fuck are people killing others in my name? That's like the first thing I told you not to do!

Forgive your enemies and do them no harm and you will have a greater morality than me

Forgive your enemies and do them no harm and you will have a greater morality than me

Blood pouring out of vagina Increased sex drive

Blood pouring out of 
vagina Increased sex drive
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