68,677 shares
Infinitely loves everyone excruciating torture for eternity if you don't think i'm real
27,537 shares
Libyans being slaughtered? too busy helping millionaires win golden statuettes
141,290 shares
You shall not kill/murder "About midnight I will go throughout Egypt. Every firstborn son in Egypt will die…" Ex. 11:4
13,012 shares
create mechanical and scientific universe punish those who don't believe in the supernatural
58,254 shares
Write life's fundamental laws on tablet Ignore civilized world, give it to illiterate farmers in the middle of the desert to promptly lose.
13,343 shares
Create Man in my image Except the ugly ones
17,696 shares
Never eat of the evil tree the one i put in the middle of the garden
15,715 shares
create world with limited resources tell followers they're unlimited
19,384 shares
No masturbation or premarital sex Makes hormones peak at 16
51,589 shares
Make oil invaluable to society give it to the arabs
16,569 shares
Laugh more daily
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