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Didn't enjoy Sunday due to too much alcohol on Saturday Have Monday replace the missing Sunday
213,826 shares
"Attendance is not mandatory, but if you don't come to class, you won't do well" Challenge accepted.
269,100 shares
Left text book in car Sweet, no homework.
153,830 shares
I'll start studying at 3:00 3:01, I'll start studying at 4
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There's a small fire in a building across campus that I've never been in? Better play it safe & stay home.
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"Your homework is worth 5% of your grade" Nice, no homework.
629,808 shares
Schools Thanksgiving break starts Wednesday Started last Friday
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Skips class to smoke because Colordao legalizes pot Lives in Illinois
363,699 shares
Pushes door that says "pull" Turns around and goes home
500,917 shares
Midterm worth 40% tomorrow better go buy the textbook
360,735 shares
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