IMPORTANT DOCUMENT ON PASSENGER SEAT, WINDOW IS CRACKED EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY IT'S GOING TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW

IMPORTANT DOCUMENT ON PASSENGER SEAT, WINDOW IS CRACKED EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY IT'S GOING TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW - IMPORTANT DOCUMENT ON PASSENGER SEAT, WINDOW IS CRACKED EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY IT'S GOING TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW  Paranoid Parrot

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Make eye contact with someone at work Fuck, they know im high

Make eye contact with someone at work Fuck,       
 they know im high

CTRL+C CTRL+C, CTRL+C, CTRL+C

CTRL+C CTRL+C, CTRL+C, CTRL+C

Can't find car within 15 seconds It was stolen

Can't find car within 15 seconds It was stolen

Dog barks while I'm in shower, then stops Murderer just killed her... I'm next

Dog barks while I'm in shower, then stops Murderer just killed her... I'm next

internet goes out fbi is about to raid

internet goes out fbi is about to raid

Slow day at work i'm going to be fired

Slow day at work i'm going to be fired

About to drive home alone at night checks backseat for serial killer

About to drive home alone at night checks backseat for serial killer

girl doesn't text back in five minutes she hates me

girl doesn't text back in five minutes she hates me

put wallet in pocket pat pocket to make sure it's still there

put wallet in pocket pat pocket to make sure it's still there

can't find childhood friend on Facebook he's dead

can't find childhood friend on Facebook he's dead
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