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Save sexy underwear for party Only ever seen by you
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Words with friends? No. Just words.
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my girlfriend does this thing where she doesn't know she's my girlfriend its so cute
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My nose only body part thats been blown this year
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GUY'S NIGHT EVERY NIGHT
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Oh, this is your first year being single on valentine's day? sounds rough
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GET IN GROUP PHOTO CUT OUT ON FACEBOOK
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