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Can i borrow your phone to call my mom? sure, just hit the redial button
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i saw a bunch of really stoned kids today what did they look like?
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May i use your phone to call my mother? Sure, just hit redial.
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have you ever seen titanic YES! i loved how one of the two lesbians just drowned at the end
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Have you ever thought about putting it in the other hole? No, why would I want her to get pregnant?
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Can we be friends? Are you trying to fuck my sister?
Have you ever tried to shit and stare a man in the eyes No, that's disturbing. Why do you ask?
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I've been on the Titanic. I smuggled diamonds in Africa. I am a man of my own dreams Really? I thought you were that young retard that climbed the tower. What makes you think that?
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So there's a guy in a costume of a kid in a costume. It's like Pixar inception. You know the title "Inception" refers to the origin of an idea, not the thing inside of a thing concept?
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Which sexual postion produces the ugliest children? I don't know, let's ask your mom.
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