34,235 shares
"Are you sure there's no way you could be pregnant?" Yes
86,058 shares
got a new android phone a week ago Still Don't know what it sounds like when I get a call
53,094 shares
First words of the day spoken 6 hours after waking up
354,604 shares
Commits crime still not wanted
185,349 shares
Phone rings friday night pizza delivery needed directions
38,538 shares
Forever Alone? I prefer the term Forever Available
69,104 shares
home alone friday night. text arrives! mother saying goodnight
27,433 shares
Finally Found Love Page 96 In The Dictionary
45,689 shares
MY GIRLFRIEND IS LIKE MY FERRARI I DON't have a Ferrari
35,665 shares
left phone at home all day no missed calls or texts
60,196 shares
Laugh more daily
