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I see you've lost 1 pound this week You should reward yourself by eating whatever you like
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sets alarm for seven Wakes up at 4:00, 5:00 and 6:00 to check the time OVERSLEEPS
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Hey, I think your phone just buzzed in your pocket! just kidding, your phone isn't even in your pocket you fucking moron
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GET A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND SPEND ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP WORRYING ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING WRONG INSTEAD OF ENJOYING HER COMPANY
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super bored when you have lots of free time thinks of tons of fun things to do when you have a deadline
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Overslept for work Makes you dream you're already at work so you don't get up.
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Contains vast amount of childhood memories, life experiences, etc... When your girlfriend asks you to tell her a story... Remembers nothing
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I see we still have 30 minutes of sleep until the alarm goes off Better wake you up every 2 minutes to see how much sleep you still have
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oh, the food is too hot for your hand? quick, put it in your mouth
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listens to pandora because you're tired of listening to music on ipod skip every song until you find one you know... from your ipod
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