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i told him i was leaving him he mumbled something about extra toilet paper
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I told him someone followed me home yesterday He called me "Paranoid Parrot"
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He refuses to work Says he's mining bitcoins
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I told him to make the birth announcements all they said was "Having child [ first ]"
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insanity wolf mauled & raped me, and then ate our unborn fetus he said: "i'm glad insanity wolf got his balls back"
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I told him I got raped on my way home He asked me to do an ama
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I asked him to have sex He told me to wait a week and mumbled something about 45.7%
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Boyfriend comes to visit me across the world spends all day showing reddit
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I asked him to edit our wedding video he rick rolled my extended family
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