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spends eight minutes writing and editing the perfect comment doesn't post, goes back to browsing
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Make a twenty minute presentation Speed talk through it in five
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Can't tell if socially awkward or just considerate, respectful, intelligent, unselfish, and aware of how ignorant and shitty most people are.
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Sees neighbors outside talking waits by the door for them to leave before going outside
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Texting girl before the date Runs out of interesting things to say on the date
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Doesn't recieve immediate reply from a text checks sentbox to make sure you didnt offend them
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Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send "haha" instead
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about to order pizza rehearse out loud before calling
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Pretends everyone is nude while giving a speech Gets a BONER
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"let's go around the room and introduce ourselves" rehearse something in head to sound awesome, says something completely dumb instead
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