I asked him if we could have sex He said "Maybe if you weren't dressed in an 8 year-old's pajamas"

I asked him if we could have sex He said

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I WANTED TO GO SOMEPLACE NICE HE TOOK ME TO A COLONIAL STYLE MCDONALD'S

I WANTED TO GO  SOMEPLACE NICE HE TOOK ME TO A COLONIAL STYLE MCDONALD'S

He told me to meet him in our bedroom When i opened the door, a airhorn woke the kids...

He told me to meet him in our bedroom When i opened the door, a airhorn woke the kids...

He said his work among humans was done He stripped naked and walked into the woods

He said his work among humans was done He stripped naked and walked into the woods

i asked him what he wanted me to do during sex tonight he said do a barrel roll

i asked him what he wanted me to do during sex tonight he said do a barrel roll

he said he forgets what he used to do before reddit he used to do me

he said he forgets what he used to do before reddit he used to do me

i caught him masturbating into my shoes he said it was for womens rights

i caught him masturbating into my shoes he said it was for womens rights

he told me he would quit smoking he bought a vape

he told me he would quit smoking he bought a vape

I asked him why he wanted a kid so bad He said he thought he'd be a good troll dad

I asked him why he wanted a kid so bad He said he thought he'd be a good troll dad

He said he'd do me like he does his homework He stopped after 5 minutes and started browsing reddit

He said he'd do me like he does his homework He stopped after 5 minutes and started browsing reddit

I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he said grab a q-tip and hot sauce

I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he said grab a q-tip and hot sauce
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