Remember that stupid thing you did? How about we remember it over and over examining all the reasons you're a moron until you hate yourself.

Remember that stupid thing you did? How about we remember it over and over examining all the reasons you're a moron until you hate yourself.  - Remember that stupid thing you did? How about we remember it over and over examining all the reasons you're a moron until you hate yourself.   Scumbag Brain

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Ahhh, doesn't this bed feel all warm and cozy? And don't worry... I'm pretty sure you locked the front door.

Ahhh, doesn't this bed feel all warm and cozy? And don't worry... I'm pretty sure you locked the front door.

Oh, you just got over that crush of yours? How about I dream a looong, super realistic dream about you two hooking up?

Oh, you just got over that crush of yours? How about I dream a looong, super realistic dream about you two hooking up?

Hey bro, remember the answer you couldn't remember on that test you just finished? I think now is a better time to tell you what it was

Hey bro, remember the answer you couldn't remember on that test you just finished? I think now is a better time to tell you what it was

Yo bro, doesn't it suck that your ex is with someone else? Let's think about that again in five seconds.

Yo bro, doesn't it suck that your ex is with someone else? Let's think about that again in five seconds.

Go downstairs in the dark to get water Hey bro, lets think about the scariest movie you've ever seen

Go downstairs in the dark to get water Hey bro, lets think about the scariest movie you've ever seen

Finally lets you dream about having your way with that one sexy redhead Starts dream two minutes before alarm clock goes off

Finally lets you dream about having your way with that one sexy redhead Starts dream two minutes before alarm clock goes off

Knows literally everything about me Uses this information to give me perfectly-crafted nightmares

Knows literally everything about me Uses this information to give me perfectly-crafted nightmares

Able to heal your wounds Makes picking scabs feel good

Able to heal your wounds Makes picking scabs feel good

Sees that you're having a bad day Reminds you of every mistake you've ever made

Sees that you're having a bad day Reminds you of every mistake you've ever made

Great friends, OK family, no financial problems, endless possibilities YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KILL YOURSELF

Great friends, OK family, no financial problems, endless possibilities YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KILL YOURSELF
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