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Get hugged by attractive girl and freeze She notices and says sorry
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Food falls off fork put fork in mouth and pretend to eat anyway
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wants human company hates human company
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Receives a text message wait 5 minutes to reply to look busy
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friend wants to see what's on your ipod prepare to be judged
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car stops at the crosswalk to let you walk by immediately feel as though you have to run at the speed of light as to not inconvenience the driver
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Staying at girlfriend's parents house for the first time holds in poo for 4 days
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make all the same turns as the car ahead of you Put on turn signals early so they don't think you're following them on purpose
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Applying for a job that needs references probably wouldn't have gotten the Job anyway
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friend talking to you while peeing cant pee Pretend you did and come back later to actually pee
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