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All I really want is to see a bird. Well. Now i have nothing left to live for
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if arbys is good mood food then why do i still feel like shit?
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some days you're the pigeon some days the statue
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i didn't know what a glory hole was... so i looked into it
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was it just a movie? could somebody be watching me right now, reading my thoughts?
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