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See's it's daylight savings time "hey all the clocks are back on time"
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out of toilet paper order delivery and ask for extra napkins
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Finds nothing that can be prepared in under 2 minutes starves
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i'll probably have no reason to leave the house today morning shower averted
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It's raining? Free Carwash
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Time to use the computer: Move pile of clothing to the bed Time to sleep: move pile of clothing to the computer chair
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Runs out of tissues Goes to the used pile
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Go to sleep in yesterday's boxers Wake up in today's boxers
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Shirt fails sniff test Curve the test
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No napkin? Wipe cheeto fingers on sandwich
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