breaks up with highschool girlfreind because he thinks he's going to be getting laid all the time. Doesnt ever get laid

breaks up with highschool girlfreind because he thinks he's going to be getting laid all the time. Doesnt ever get laid - breaks up with highschool girlfreind because he thinks he's going to be getting laid all the time. Doesnt ever get laid  College Freshman

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Drinks 4Loko Dies

Drinks 4Loko Dies

Miller lite is too heavy for me I prefer Keystone

Miller lite is too heavy for me I prefer Keystone

Tells everyone about med school plans Has a 1.2 GPA

Tells everyone about med school plans Has a 1.2 GPA

Professor emails class "reply to all"

Professor emails class

Cheat sheets allowed on the exams? Chem class is gonna be a breeze! 36/100

Cheat sheets allowed on the exams? Chem class is gonna be a breeze! 36/100

Goes to first Spanish class puts "speaks spanish" on his facebook page

Goes to first Spanish class puts

Learns professor doesn't take attendance Fails

Learns professor doesn't take attendance Fails

Has an early class Spends the whole class period complaining on Facebook

Has an early class Spends the whole class period complaining on Facebook

"the dining hall is great!" "I'll probably never get tired of eating there!"

doesn't feel well mid-lecture Asks to go to the nurse

doesn't feel well mid-lecture Asks to go to the nurse
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