breaks up with highschool girlfreind because he thinks he's going to be getting laid all the time. Doesnt ever get laid

breaks up with highschool girlfreind because he thinks he's going to be getting laid all the time. Doesnt ever get laid - breaks up with highschool girlfreind because he thinks he's going to be getting laid all the time. Doesnt ever get laid  College Freshman

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Yeah i love dubstep only listens to skrillex

Yeah i love dubstep only listens to skrillex

First time to a nightclub wears wristband for 3 days

First time to a nightclub wears wristband for 3 days

Goes to Starbucks Is now an expert on Coffee

Goes to Starbucks Is now an expert on Coffee

loses virginity in one-night stand Tells her he loves her

loses virginity in one-night stand Tells her he loves her

Studies for Midterms highlights everything

Studies for Midterms highlights everything

Waits a month to do laundry Takes up all the washers

Waits a month to do laundry Takes up all the
washers

Hangs out with a girl one time buys extra large box of condoms

Hangs out with a girl one time buys extra large box of condoms

"Hey man, hit it and quit it" Has never touched a girl

pours you a beer 90 percent foam

pours you a beer 90 percent foam

People smoked weed on his floor "dude I got such a contact high last night!"

People smoked weed on his floor
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