Microwaving at midnight when everyone is asleep opens it with one second left so it doesn't beep

Microwaving at midnight when everyone is asleep opens it with one second left so it doesn't beep - Microwaving at midnight when everyone is asleep opens it with one second left so it doesn't beep  Good Guy Greg

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Sends email from ipad Does not end Email with "Sent from my ipad"

Sends email from ipad Does not end Email with

Finds your wallet with credit cards, and money in it Over nights it to your address

Finds your wallet with credit cards, and money in it Over nights it to your address

Meets you once briefly during a party remembers your name on each subsequent meeting

Meets you once briefly during a party remembers your name on each subsequent meeting

sees Professor struggling to start discussion in class INitiates discussion with thought provoking question

sees Professor struggling to start discussion in class INitiates discussion with thought provoking question

IS LEGALLY HANDICAPPED USES NORMAL PARKING BECAUSE HIS CONDITION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS LEGS

IS LEGALLY HANDICAPPED USES NORMAL PARKING BECAUSE HIS CONDITION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS LEGS

Eats pizza with you Pretends to be full so you can have the last slice

Eats pizza with you Pretends to be full so you can have the last slice

notices a restaurant closes in 5 minutes doesn't go in

notices a restaurant closes in 5 minutes doesn't go in

sees one hit left in the bowl acts like he hits it and gives it back to you with one hit left

sees one hit left in the bowl acts like he hits it and gives it back to you with one hit left

Knows you're really too stoned to drive.. Takes the longest and most scenic route home.

Knows you're really too stoned to drive.. Takes the longest and most scenic route home.

Being spoken to by two people at once Carries on both conversations at the same time so nobody feels left out

Being spoken to by two people at once Carries on both conversations at the same time so nobody feels left out
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