49,023 shares
Get pulled over by cops literally fuck the police
14,508 shares
Jehova's witness? Come right in
13,440 shares
makes front page using comic sans
148,111 shares
Take sleeping pills Operate heavy machinery
12,860 shares
Donates blood Everyday
19,492 shares
Sees pop-up ad clicks it
21,669 shares
flush toilet get in shower
11,702 shares
asshole waits til the last second to merge? merge your car with his
12,511 shares
Celebrate negative pregnancy test With more unprotected sex
18,810 shares
Put on clothes Iron them
83,629 shares
Laugh more daily
