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Infinitely loves everyone excruciating torture for eternity if you don't think i'm real
27,538 shares
Libyans being slaughtered? too busy helping millionaires win golden statuettes
141,294 shares
You shall not kill/murder "About midnight I will go throughout Egypt. Every firstborn son in Egypt will die…" Ex. 11:4
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create mechanical and scientific universe punish those who don't believe in the supernatural
58,255 shares
Write life's fundamental laws on tablet Ignore civilized world, give it to illiterate farmers in the middle of the desert to promptly lose.
13,344 shares
Create Man in my image Except the ugly ones
17,698 shares
Never eat of the evil tree the one i put in the middle of the garden
15,717 shares
create world with limited resources tell followers they're unlimited
19,384 shares
No masturbation or premarital sex Makes hormones peak at 16
51,590 shares
Make oil invaluable to society give it to the arabs
16,570 shares
Laugh more daily
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