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I can't believe that people are still going to vote for Obama after all he's put us through voting for rick santorum
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Gets pissed at the idea of coming from monkeys Is certain we came from dirt.
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Doesn't understand basic mathematical concepts knows origin of universe
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Doesn't believe in evolution Gets flu shot every year
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Homosexuality is wrong because it's not natural Environmentalist? Dirty Hippy.
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Complains about the commercialization of Christmas Demands that retail stores say Merry Christmas.
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Believes the apocalypse is coming Denies climate change
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wANTS cREATIONISM TAUGHT IN sCIENCE cLASS wON'T TEACH EVOLUTION IN CHURCH
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doesn't clebrate halloween because its a pagan ritual puts up Christmas tree
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