someone is breaking into my house! better stay calm and try not to scare them away

someone is breaking into my house! better stay calm and try not to scare them away - someone is breaking into my house! better stay calm and try not to scare them away  Forever Alone

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Achoo! .... Bless me

Achoo! .... Bless me

drink alcohol feel warm and fuzzy inside Is this what love feels like?

drink alcohol
feel warm and fuzzy inside Is this what love feels like?

secret santa! get my own name

secret santa! get my own name

Get a lapdance from Stripper Is this sex?

Get a lapdance from Stripper Is this sex?

Awesome new ringtone no one ever calls me

Awesome new ringtone no one ever calls me

Stripper smiles at me and calls me cutie i love her

Stripper smiles at me and calls me cutie i love her

knee grazes the leg of girl sitting next to you she loves me.

knee grazes the leg of girl sitting next to you she loves me.

Buy condoms "just in case" Throw out packet because of expiry date

Buy condoms

got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

turn shower on hottest setting this is what a hug feels like, right?

turn shower on hottest setting this is what a hug feels like, right?
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