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weed nap Tolerance break
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My Jeans? One big napkin
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Scratch back with fork Continue eating with fork
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empty coolwhip tupperware
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no t.p. shower after shit
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8 beers multivitamin tablet balanced meal
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garbage is full begin month-long standoff with roommate(s)
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take the best dump of your life tell friends
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finish bottle of booze becomes decoration
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Swim in a chlorinated pool "Don't have to shower today"
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