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"Are you sure there's no way you could be pregnant?" Yes
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got a new android phone a week ago Still Don't know what it sounds like when I get a call
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First words of the day spoken 6 hours after waking up
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Commits crime still not wanted
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Phone rings friday night pizza delivery needed directions
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Forever Alone? I prefer the term Forever Available
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home alone friday night. text arrives! mother saying goodnight
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Finally Found Love Page 96 In The Dictionary
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MY GIRLFRIEND IS LIKE MY FERRARI I DON't have a Ferrari
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left phone at home all day no missed calls or texts
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